Camouflage
January 31st, 2012
K, at the park:
Knufflebunny is a winter bunny. She’s white like the snow.
When it’s hot she turns the color of grass. So she’s invisible. When she falls in the grass.
You!
January 10th, 2012
Katya’s new steady attendance at park days with older kids, especially the boys, and the gym may be involved in her new interest in insults.
Katya, to Bill, livid, on return from Kid’s Club at the gym:
Don’t be a Humpty Dumpty!
Max: (Bark!)
Katya: (muttering) dirty diaper dog!