Pants
K: I have to go potty!
A: Go ahead and turn on the hall light. I’ll meet you down there.
K: But I want you to help me!
A: I will, as soon as I get the perishable groceries put away.
K: COME WITH ME!
A: I’ll be right there. I just need to put a few more things away.
K: FINE! I’ll just have to pee in YOUR pants, then!
First Tooth Lost!
4 years, 8 months, 3 weeks.
At the park Katya complained that her peas hurt her and were stuck between her teeth. When I looked in her month I saw blood around the right bottom front tooth. She cried for a few minutes. Later it just fell out by itself on our blanket. Everyone clapped and cheered.
The tooth fairy took the tooth out of the envelope under her pillow and left 4 quarters in it! And the envelope was still sealed!
Filed under | Comment (0)I love this kid
Why?
1. Inexplicable ability to get face all dirty and smudged any time she’s playing outside.
2. On a similar note, awe-inspiring ability to get food on her forehead while eating.
3. Creation of the holiday of Avalon. Avalon is celebrated only at night, between Hanuka and Christmas, or whenever Katya declares it. It is much scarier than Halloween. You celebrate by throwing flowers at the ceiling fan, and also juggling them. You are NOT to say “Happy Avalon!” while you do it. Whether or not this is a gift-giving holiday is hotly debated.
4. “Twentyteen”
5. “101 Dogmations”
6. Requested fortunes for homemade fortune cookies: Matey, Freckles on your nose, Fire booty, Fire booties Picasso
An Original Song Inspired By Cheese Crackers
Oh farmer in the dell, dell, deli,
Oh I don’t want to
Eloheinu
Now pass me the rabbit crackers