Katya quotes, 6 yrs 2 mos

K: Is this your seed pod Dad?
B: Yes.
K: OK I’ll put it over by the blue tape so you can cover it with tape whenever you want.

B: What do you think about the new doormats?
K: I hate them! They look like funeral doormats! I’m going to kick them every time I walk by!

K: Why did that lady give you fake breasts? (maybe a year after last discussing it)
A: Ummm…you mean my old neighbor? She bought them to put in her bra to make her breasts look better. It’s pretty silly.
K: Why did she give them to you?
A: She gave them to Grandma Marilyn when she didn’t want them anymore. And Grandma Marilyn didn’t want them so she gave them to me.
K: Why didn’t she want them anymore?
A: The neighbor got surgery to make her breasts bigger, I think. That’s pretty silly. And Grandma Marilyn never really wanted them.
K: Can I have them?
A: Sure. What did you want them for?
K: When I get my baby rats they can use them to have nursies.

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